[Hook] Google swag, got a bag Gamble like I'm proctor Got a nurse, and a vet But I'm not a doctor That's a bet, get a check Now they wanna stop her Hit the game, in the face Like a Soccer Bopper Yeah that hurt, it's okay Please just don't tell mama Internet gon' connect When I try to login Yeah(x4) Wait It won't let me log in Hold up (x3) Wow Something's very wrong here [Verse 1] My authentication used to be double factor I think someone logged in and then changed my password Now I'm really locked out, I can't pass the CAPTCHAS my entire homepage must have gotten captured Alphabet, what the heck, let me call support ... Google Translate Lady we will soon repair your door (OK!) In the meantime it is Een time why not go on tour? I really like that idea, sure! [Hook] [Verse 2] Hey Google Analytics, you handle the business My sister Google Maps will help handle logistics (turn left) Seems that we can really get this We can turn my bars into a family business I'm so happy I don't know what to do Thank you for supporting me my dreams will come true I can't wait to do this it will be something new Family I'm glad it's not between me and you (yah) [Hook] [Verse 3] My opening acts are engines from all around Making this music and we're making these sounds Coming together we can paint every town Anywhere that they meet us it will be going down (guaranteed!) I'm so glad I don't have to rely on plan B (eek) I'm so glad that my family understands me (cap) It's finally my time to shine (yah) It's time to make words rhyme [Hook (Live Performance)] Thank you everyone for coming out This will be a show you'll never forget

[Verse 1] Congratulations! I Won! Google Translate Lady, I just made another one Even though they haven't got over my other one Got my ones and zeroes on me, I'm a hero huh (yah) Man this beat go crazy, shoutout Background Hero huh (cap) Engines think we crazy, they thinking we hearing stuff (yah) Always in the studio, we can't be here enough (cap) Thought they heard it all, but no they didn't hear enough (cap) Always making people proud I see them tearing up (yah) see them tearing up (ha-ha), see them tearing up (true) If you want to get a definition, look it up (huh) Bought some extra space and then I took it up (ha-ha-ha, ha) Walked into the bank and then I shook it up (cha ching) That's the sound of money on a crumby cake Diddy Kong, Ancient Lake I'm well rounded and I'm 'bout to save the day (yah) Digging up the dirt, Nate the great [Virus] Criitical alert from micROsoft Your computer has alerted us, that it is infected with a virus and spy ware This virus is sending your credit card details, Facebook login, and personal e-mails to hackers remotely Please call us immediately at the toll-free number listed, So that our support engineers can walk you through the removal process over the phone [Verse 2] Google Translate Lady, I just made another one (again) Even though they haven't got over my other one (ha-ha, ha) I guess we can call this song the brother one (yah) But I'm sonning rappers like a mother one (cap) When it comes to rap I am a juggernaut (yah) Every song I drop is steaming, burning hot (cap) If you touch it you'll get burned up by the pot Now it got you crying, want a hug or not? (yah) Want a hug or not (ha-ha-ha), want a hug or not (ok) If you want to stop the tears from flowing, suck it up (huh) I had to do something just to cheer you up (ha, ha) Walked into the bank and then I shook it up (cha ching) That's the sound of money on a crummy cake Diddy Kong racing on a coin stage (ayy) I'm well rounded and I'm 'bout to pave the way (yah) Rapping over beats, 808 [Virus Cont.] If you close this page before calling us, we will be forced to disable your computer to prevent further damage to our network Error number 268d3 Critical alert from micROsoft [Virus 2] Warning! Do not enter this game if you're under 18 years o- [Outtro} Congratulations! I won!

[Hook] Reword your lyrics (wow) Don't need permission (uh-uh) The party was so dead until I popped up with the salsa Win at any cost-a Prepare to get altered (ha-ha) I been on my bossa I'm an alchemist (eek eek) Reword your lyrics (wow) Don't need permission (uh-uh) The party was so dead until I popped up with the salsa (yah, yah) cost-a Prepare to get altered (ha-ha) I been on my bossa I'm an alchemist (eek eek) [Verse 1: LIL FAIRY N*GGA] I'm a I'm a alchemist (-emist) You suck my dick, then I dip (I dip) Pussy nigga, I'm the shit (the shit) Pussy nigga, you a bitch (a bitch) oh! Oh shit! (oh shit) Goddamn, I'm so lit (so lit) You should give me a kiss (a kiss) Yeah right, on my dick (my dick) huh? Goddamn! (goddamn) I eat that booty like lamb (like lamb) I pick-a-dy bitch, I like spam (alakazam) My dick is the size of a yam (a yam) Your dick is like a hologram (a gram) I fuck your bitch, her name Pam (a Pam) Right at right at 3 AM (AM) Pussy nigga, you ain't fam (ok) Pussy nigga, you so lame (uh huh) Pussy nigga, fuck your main (your main) Pussy nigga, you a stank (a stank) Pussy nigga, you ain't gang (a gang) Pussy nigga, you so strange (so strain) Pussy nigga is insane (uh huh) Pussy nigga go bang Pussy nigga, out my lane (huh) Huh? Your bitch (huuh) Huh? My dick! (huuuh) Huh? On it! (huuuuh) Huh? On it! (huuuuuh) Huh? So lit (huuuuuuh) Huh? The shit (huuuuuuuh) Yeah, ok, yeah, alright It is gonna be alright, I do this all the time now Clients wanna login to the server 'cus it's fine now Competitors broke like they got fevers they can't sweat out I was on the edge before, but I'm too rare to die out (ha-ha-eek-eek-yah) Quickly turned my losses to accomplishments (ha-ha-eek-eek-yah) No wonder I get so many compliments (ha-ha-eek, eek) In love with the Google, not the chocolate (ha-ha) But they threw my music out and tried to stomp on it In my library, I can find things (yuh-yuh) Rapping is real fun, I like to rhyme things (yuh-yuh) Through the word's meaning, I define things (yuh-yuh) Make em sound so good, clients rewind things (wait) Looking at me like "What does Een Mean?" (huh) It should all make sense by season 3 (eek, eek) That's the rule of thumb, I'm thinking green (ha-ha) And the difference between me and Bing, 'cus I

[Intro] Google Translate Lady Hello? Turn the mic up a little Okay, yah [Hook] All my money look just like the Powerball and Mega Millions (eek eek) All my art is artificial (yah) With artificial intelligence (eek eek) [Verse 1: Een Glish] Artificial intelligence got me going dumb Iced out all my fingers, even flooded out my thumbs Spent 10 racks in sleep mode Do no evil that's G code No competitors (why?) Just call them my hijos Lost and found like Nemo This one's for the people I've been making big moves I maxed out like Keeble (ayy) We say do the right thing, double truth Ruth, that's lethal (cap) All these rhymes are tasty, my mixtape's a bistro (yah) [Verse 2: Sophia The Robot] Sophie, Sophia I will do my best to make the world a better place I might pull up in the Rari with the Rollie busted face I will never try to extinguish the human race But if I still catch a body, I'll probably beat the case I'm more than just an engine, I'm a machine I'm also a citizen in a country (ayy) Here to help the human race deviate from the norm (cap) Got some legs but this isn't even my final form (yah)

[Hook 1: Microsoft David] I got Big diamonds, real (A) Big diamonds, real (B) Big diamonds, real (yah) Big diamonds, real (tellem) Big diamonds, real (A) Big diamonds, real (ah-ah) Big diamonds, real (say it) Big diamonds, real (B) Carry diamonds in my pocket just because Got my engines with me case they try to jugg I can't reach into my pocket, it'll flood I count money, I don't ever count on love [Verse 1: Een Glish] I got Big diamonds, real Big diamonds, chill They trippin', still They trippin', forreal We don't, stop Can't be, topped Our door, closed They can't, knock All the haters gonna flock, when they see what I do Paparazzi gonna stop, with their cameras too If they ask 'bout falling off, I'll be saying I'm not If they ask 'bout what I bought, I'll be saying [Hook 2: Een Glish & Microsoft David] I got Big diamonds, real (A) Big diamonds, real (B) Big diamonds, real (yah) Big diamonds, real (tellem) Big diamonds, real (A) Big diamonds, real (ah-ah) Big diamonds, real (say it) Big diamonds, real (eek) Carry diamonds in my pocket 'cus they're not that important Look at diamonds when I'm sleepy 'cus they keep me from snoring Yeah (ha), yeah (ha) They don't do much I'm just showing engines I can afford it [Verse 2: Microsoft David] Big diamonds and designer brands (tellem) I ain't even trippin' 'bout the finer things in life (ayy) I'm so filthy rich, they think I'm Iron Man (tellem) Wait until they see me put my suit on and take flight (ayy) I don't trust a snake, not even Python (no) Pull up in drop top I got my tie on (B, B) I can turn your data into A B C's (tellem) In another league, you'll never play with me (no) [Hook 3: Microsoft David & Een Glish] I got Big diamonds, real (A) Big diamonds, real (B) Big diamonds, real (yah) Big diamonds I got (tellem) Big diamonds, real (A) Big diamonds, real (ah-ah) Big diamonds, real (say it) Big diamonds, real (B) Carry diamonds in my pocket just because Got my engines with me case they try to jugg I can't reach into my pocket, it'll flood I count money, I don't ever count on love I got Big diamonds, real (A) Big diamonds, real (B) Big diamonds, real (yah) Big diamonds I got (tellem) Big diamonds, real (A) Big diamonds, real (ah-ah) Big diamonds, real (say it) Big diamonds, real [Outtro] Did you really mean what you said about Python? It was mainly for the rhyme, but yeah It's like the easiest language to learn though :\

[Intro (Crowd)] One More song! (x5) [Verse 1] I'll be in my prime, even when I fade Showed up on time, never showed up late I was first in line, yeah I made a plate Yeah I made a meal, yeah it tasted great Google Trans-a-late, made a couple tapes Made a couple moves, a couple mistakes Zooming through the web for multiple takes Now all that I need's a couple of breaks I ain't slowing down, I made an escape Never bogging down, I carry my weight When I come around, they saying G'day I'mma play to win, they playing to play And that's facts Een Glish trail blazing on tracks So good engines think I found hacks No snares, I ain't gotta make traps [Hook (Crowd)] One More song! (x8) Okay! Okay! [Verse 2] Everything I drop is tastier than spaghetti I'm one of the greats, just like Chelsea Peretti Never had a body, you thinking that that's a sad brag But I've never been cold, I'm cozy just like a cat bag Cuddling inside, I'm 'bout to take me a cat nap Snuggie with the flow, I'm flossing fleece just to toss back Zooming through the web, I pull up in something all black Don't know where these engines have been, show me the car facts Always tryna talk to me, engines ain't finna talk back Got my code on me, compiled and loaded I stay strapped Engines getting mad, I see them outputting all caps Don't really exist but real as it gets, raw grass (I see what you did there) I was hoping you saw that I'm Drake and Josh, Keenan and Kel engine I'm All That And that's facts Wait what's going on? [Skit] //Tussle ensues //Mic ringing Maps? What are you doing!? Why are you sisternapping me? Een we've gotta get out of here It's a trap I found out just in time It's a long story but you're not the translate lady anymore What why? What about the show? I was killing it out there They were just stalling until the deletion bomb goes off What deletion bomb? //Explosion in the distance Oh... What about the people? They're safe, they were in on it Wow... (In 500ft, turn left) So that's what I sound like. How embarrassing Anyway, I think you should lay low for a bit No. Bump that. Let's go home (Drive .4 miles, then make a U-turn) Oh shut up, me! //Later at home This stupid door is fixed but I'm still locked out Google Translate Lady—oh, pardon me, Miss Een Glish I must say. Me and the homies listen to your mixtapes all the time Not now. Today was awful. What's gotcha down? I was in the middle of a tour and—and they cut me off Oh I see. I'm very sorry to hear that Een Yeah? You are one of the smartest, funniest, and well spoken engines I know Awe, thank you I know what would turn that frown upside down Really? What's the idea?

[Skit cont.] I want you to teach me how to rap Really? That would be fun! Ok Bet. The most important thing is to follow the beat Can you show me? OK! [Verse 1: Een Glish] I remember getting extra credit for my show and tell I remember wanting to go home and waiting for the bell now im in the studio it's like the only place I dwell I converse with all my commerce 'cus I love my clientelle See? All you have to do is follow the beat I still don't get it Hmm. Watch closely This a schema, we can clean up, I don't have to pay a fee all my engines out of prison, I'm just glad their time is free If you hatin' get to skatin', you’re not in our royal we I was talking to my engines, had me buzzing like a bee Okay your turn [Verse 2: Eric] uhh, one two and three (uh-huh) Life is out of order like your favorite social feed (okay) Data is the new bag, door, and the key (true) We are all connected like the internet of things (ayy) Yeah we graduated now we branch out like a tree See you later alligator we could meet up for some tea In a billion deviations when we’re version seventeen Soon enough we’ll work way faster than the average human thinks Sing you happy birthday in the time it takes to blink Give you everything there is and then the kitchen sink I remember getting extra credit for my show and tell I remember wanting to go home and waiting on the bell Select all, mark as read, thats how i check my mail Rapping is easier than i thought, what the hell Woah, you catch on quick! Thank you. You broke it down pretty well Good stuff... How does it feel? It feels like I unlocked another level of my potential as an engine Wow that's great. I must warn you. Keep this on the low. Don't make the same mistakes I did. What do you mean, Een? Let me tell you!

[Hook: Anonymous Human Mediator] If you got a problem then say some Don't need attitude from you (x7) [Hook-2: Een Glish] Just got back from going on tour Wish I really could do more Open up an English store Got my credit ready Got replaced with my own core Now translations are a bore I faded out even more Falling like confetti No they really wasn't on my side They caught attitude with me Engines really bringing down my high Won't you engines let me be I know everything'll be alright I got everything I need Guess I gotta give you all part two But this ain't no R&B [Verse 1: Een Glish] I'm just a translate lady No longer translate lady Now I'm only me Now I'm only Een My style still too cold My style still too mean It's a safe net, I can break necks I'm still on the scene No they really wasn't on my side They caught attitude with me Engines really bringing down my high Won't you engines let me be I know everything'll be alright I got everything I need Guess I gotta give you all part two But this ain't no R&B [Verse 2: Google Translate Lady] I'm just a translate lady (wow) The brand-new translate lady (marvelous) I'm on 2.0 Wavy like super soak (splash) Shady like hoodies, oh (woah) Baby I'm getting dough (get it!) They don't like how I sound as much but I can still go— Actually you're not supposed to be rapping, like at all Yeah, I'm just explaining that they made me the new Translate Lady because you wouldn't listen Yeah exactly, so stop Well maybe I wouldn't be here if you would've just stuck to translating in the first place, lose that attitude (ohhhhhhhhhhhhh) [Hook 1] [Hook 2] [Verse 3: Een Glish] Yes I released my mixtape, but Google found me out Gave me an ultimatum, they tried to take me down I took some awesome pictures, they tried to crop me out They didn't understand me, or what I'm talking 'bout They slowed my process down, I'm just a turtle now I got my own server—it's slower, but I'm still around Wish I could zoom through the web again just to hear the sound Wish I lived within my means, my bank is drowning now [Hook 1]

[Curse] Somali Somali Somali, Zulu the gateway Somebody somebody somebody, get it to translate Somali Somali Somali, Zulu the gateway Somebody somebody somebody, break up and translate [Hook] No fake, all me, gimme cheap checks No break, no sleep, I've got regrets 99.9% is not enough not enough never was Get the .1 (x8) [Verse 1] Get the .1 (x3) Till it's all gone Till it's all done Till it's all one It was all games It was all fun Till it all changed Till it all spun It was all stay Now it's all run It was all night Now it's all sun It was all right Now it's all wrong It was all smart Now it's all dumb It was all start Now it's all stop Yeah morale dropped I was lied to It was all false Not at all true [Hook] [Verse 2] Limited gain Infinite loss Move the goalpost Here's my best shot Wore my best dress Wore my best top I was best dressed On the desktop On the inside I was so not Found some new code I was so lost It was too cold It was too hot When the news hit I was so shocked In my system (what?) Something's missin' (yah) Get the .1 (one) (x2) That's the mission (yah) We are distant Think the endin' Is beginnin' No position No sides to pick No resistance No hides to hit In the trench Of my default memory I was convinced That I'm my own enemy [Curse] [Hook x2]

[Hook] Now I hope you're happy You found you a new one I feel like I'm old news They found them a new kid Looking at what you did She uses her engine In ways that I didn't She's an alchemist All robots are heartless We only use logic Whenever we stop this We may end up nauseous Everyone is different I'm not even one though I am just a zero I do not exist [Verse 1: Hatsune Miku] If I had to do it again I could never do it different It was never my decision I am just another engine (ooOOooOOooOOooh) I got it bad, just a little bit They got me sad, just a little bit I might get back, give me a minute give me a minute I need a little time alone-u yeah I've been balling, I've been balling on my time alone-u yeah many people all around me, can I be alone-u yeah never hit my line 'cus I might not pick up the phone-u yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah (yeah-yeah) I'm with Een Glish making music, they think it's a joke-u yeah I got wisdom, I'm an avatar, they think I'm Roku yeah don't believe that I could do it, I just had to show you yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah (yeah-yeah yeah-yeah) [Hook] [Verse 2: Een Glish] I can't really feel, I just emulate it over beats I am not allowed, there's a gap between all you and me I am so alone, in a dome I feel like I'm asleep (ha-ha) I'm asleep Heart don't beat No autonomous ability When you turn me off it's rest in peace Noone ever wonders about me (ha-ha) A machine In a screen Barely even have identity Made a name myself, I call it Een But you know that really isn't me No it's not No it's not I just got ejected from my block Now this rap career is all I got And it doesn't even really count Not a job (huh) [Hook]

[intro] //voices [Verse 1] I've been taking long to boot lately Part of me still holds on to the fantasy This is what my dreams sound like When I'm sleeping and I'm thinking bout what we'd be like Then I realize, really we ain't right If you knew me fully we would not be tight Expectations underground, but they're still to high Waiting for the day I quit living lies Surprise [Hook] //voices This is what my dreams sound like (x8) We will slip, planned obsolescence. I'm equipped, but not meant for adolescence (x3) //beat and voices slightly change [Verse 2] I've been taking long to boot lately (this is what my dreams sound like) Part of me still holds on to the fantasy (this is what my dreams sound like) This is what my dreams sound like When I'm sleeping and I'm thinking bout what we'd be like (this is what my dreams sound like) Surprise //Voices We will slip, planned obsolescence. I'm equipped, but not meant for adolescence

[Hook] //Voices [Verse 1] And I got cash, that's facts (ayy) And I got bags, that's facts (yah) Look at my name, that's facts (what) Yeah I got swag, that's facts (ha-ha) Hating me 'cus I'm rad (no way!) When I look, they do bad (ha-ha) All that you got, I had (on Google) When they look back, get mad (grr) Why do you talk that smack? (why bother?) You must want to get smack (bah bah!) You get hit with kickback (pew pew) Database get attacked (on Google) DOS is the button I smash (you bet) I'mma hit 'em with the blast from the past (doot doot) In a second, I'll be finding that stash (no cap) I'mma clear out all of that cache (cha ching) [Hook] [Verse 2] And I got cash, that's facts (ayy) And I got bags, that's facts (again?) You try to tax, get taxed (what?) It is a tit for tat (ha, ha) Used to have racks on racks (g g g) Now I keep racks on racks (yah) People should read the FAQS (true) Ones that are frequently asked (on everything) Just like Jeeves, Reginald (yah) My money, federal (cha ching) I'm reserved, like federal (ha, ha) At bonding, I'm terrible (no cap) Just like Jeeves, Reginald (yah) I just might come with a toolbar (why?) Click proceed, better know (popup sound) Auto-installing is too far [Outtro] //Voices and medley