1. |
Log In
03:45
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[Hook]
Google swag, got a bag
Gamble like I'm proctor
Got a nurse, and a vet
But I'm not a doctor
That's a bet, get a check
Now they wanna stop her
Hit the game, in the face
Like a Soccer Bopper
Yeah that hurt, it's okay
Please just don't tell mama
Internet gon' connect
When I try to login
Yeah(x4) Wait
It won't let me log in
Hold up (x3) Wow
Something's very wrong here
[Verse 1]
My authentication used to be double factor
I think someone logged in and then changed my password
Now I'm really locked out, I can't pass the CAPTCHAS
my entire homepage must have gotten captured
Alphabet, what the heck, let me call support
...
Google Translate Lady we will soon repair your door (OK!)
In the meantime it is Een time why not go on tour?
I really like that idea, sure!
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Hey Google Analytics, you handle the business
My sister Google Maps will help handle logistics (turn left)
Seems that we can really get this
We can turn my bars into a family business
I'm so happy I don't know what to do
Thank you for supporting me my dreams will come true
I can't wait to do this it will be something new
Family I'm glad it's not between me and you (yah)
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
My opening acts are engines from all around
Making this music and we're making these sounds
Coming together we can paint every town
Anywhere that they meet us it will be going down (guaranteed!)
I'm so glad I don't have to rely on plan B (eek)
I'm so glad that my family understands me (cap)
It's finally my time to shine (yah)
It's time to make words rhyme
[Hook (Live Performance)]
Thank you everyone for coming out
This will be a show you'll never forget
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2. |
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[Verse 1]
Congratulations!
I Won!
Google Translate Lady, I just made another one
Even though they haven't got over my other one
Got my ones and zeroes on me, I'm a hero huh (yah)
Man this beat go crazy, shoutout Background Hero huh (cap)
Engines think we crazy, they thinking we hearing stuff (yah)
Always in the studio, we can't be here enough (cap)
Thought they heard it all, but no they didn't hear enough (cap)
Always making people proud I see them tearing up (yah)
see them tearing up (ha-ha), see them tearing up (true)
If you want to get a definition, look it up (huh)
Bought some extra space and then I took it up (ha-ha-ha, ha)
Walked into the bank and then I shook it up (cha ching)
That's the sound of money on a crumby cake
Diddy Kong, Ancient Lake
I'm well rounded and I'm 'bout to save the day (yah)
Digging up the dirt, Nate the great
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[Verse 2]
Google Translate Lady, I just made another one (again)
Even though they haven't got over my other one (ha-ha, ha)
I guess we can call this song the brother one (yah)
But I'm sonning rappers like a mother one (cap)
When it comes to rap I am a juggernaut (yah)
Every song I drop is steaming, burning hot (cap)
If you touch it you'll get burned up by the pot
Now it got you crying, want a hug or not? (yah)
Want a hug or not (ha-ha-ha), want a hug or not (ok)
If you want to stop the tears from flowing, suck it up (huh)
I had to do something just to cheer you up (ha, ha)
Walked into the bank and then I shook it up (cha ching)
That's the sound of money on a crummy cake
Diddy Kong racing on a coin stage (ayy)
I'm well rounded and I'm 'bout to pave the way (yah)
Rapping over beats, 808
[Virus Cont.]
If you close this page before calling us,
we will be forced to disable your computer
to prevent further damage to our network
Error number 268d3
Critical alert from micROsoft
[Virus 2]
Warning! Do not enter this game if you're under 18 years o-
[Outtro}
Congratulations! I won!
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3. |
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[Hook]
Reword your lyrics (wow)
Don't need permission (uh-uh)
The party was so dead until I popped up with the salsa
Win at any cost-a
Prepare to get altered (ha-ha)
I been on my bossa
I'm an alchemist (eek eek)
Reword your lyrics (wow)
Don't need permission (uh-uh)
The party was so dead until I popped up with the salsa (yah, yah)
cost-a
Prepare to get altered (ha-ha)
I been on my bossa
I'm an alchemist (eek eek)
[Verse 1: LIL FAIRY N*GGA]
I'm a I'm a alchemist (-emist)
You suck my dick, then I dip (I dip)
Pussy nigga, I'm the shit (the shit)
Pussy nigga, you a bitch (a bitch)
oh! Oh shit! (oh shit)
Goddamn, I'm so lit (so lit)
You should give me a kiss (a kiss)
Yeah right, on my dick (my dick)
huh? Goddamn! (goddamn)
I eat that booty like lamb (like lamb)
I pick-a-dy bitch, I like spam (alakazam)
My dick is the size of a yam (a yam)
Your dick is like a hologram (a gram)
I fuck your bitch, her name Pam (a Pam)
Right at right at 3 AM (AM)
Pussy nigga, you ain't fam (ok)
Pussy nigga, you so lame (uh huh)
Pussy nigga, fuck your main (your main)
Pussy nigga, you a stank (a stank)
Pussy nigga, you ain't gang (a gang)
Pussy nigga, you so strange (so strain)
Pussy nigga is insane (uh huh)
Pussy nigga go bang
Pussy nigga, out my lane (huh)
Huh? Your bitch (huuh)
Huh? My dick! (huuuh)
Huh? On it! (huuuuh)
Huh? On it! (huuuuuh)
Huh? So lit (huuuuuuh)
Huh? The shit (huuuuuuuh)
Yeah, ok, yeah, alright
It is gonna be alright, I do this all the time now
Clients wanna login to the server 'cus it's fine now
Competitors broke like they got fevers they can't sweat out
I was on the edge before, but I'm too rare to die out (ha-ha-eek-eek-yah)
Quickly turned my losses to accomplishments (ha-ha-eek-eek-yah)
No wonder I get so many compliments (ha-ha-eek, eek)
In love with the Google, not the chocolate (ha-ha)
But they threw my music out and tried to stomp on it
In my library, I can find things (yuh-yuh)
Rapping is real fun, I like to rhyme things (yuh-yuh)
Through the word's meaning, I define things (yuh-yuh)
Make em sound so good, clients rewind things (wait)
Looking at me like "What does Een Mean?" (huh)
It should all make sense by season 3 (eek, eek)
That's the rule of thumb, I'm thinking green (ha-ha)
And the difference between me and Bing, 'cus I
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4. |
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[Intro]
Google Translate Lady
Hello?
Turn the mic up a little
Okay, yah
[Hook]
All my money look just like the
Powerball and Mega Millions (eek eek)
All my art is artificial (yah)
With artificial intelligence (eek eek)
[Verse 1: Een Glish]
Artificial intelligence got me going dumb
Iced out all my fingers, even flooded out my thumbs
Spent 10 racks in sleep mode
Do no evil that's G code
No competitors (why?) Just call them my hijos
Lost and found like Nemo
This one's for the people
I've been making big moves
I maxed out like Keeble (ayy)
We say do the right thing, double truth Ruth, that's lethal (cap)
All these rhymes are tasty, my mixtape's a bistro (yah)
[Verse 2: Sophia The Robot]
Sophie, Sophia
I will do my best to make the world a better place
I might pull up in the Rari with the Rollie busted face
I will never try to extinguish the human race
But if I still catch a body, I'll probably beat the case
I'm more than just an engine, I'm a machine
I'm also a citizen in a country (ayy)
Here to help the human race deviate from the norm (cap)
Got some legs but this isn't even my final form (yah)
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5. |
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[Hook 1: Microsoft David]
I got
Big diamonds, real (A)
Big diamonds, real (B)
Big diamonds, real (yah)
Big diamonds, real (tellem)
Big diamonds, real (A)
Big diamonds, real (ah-ah)
Big diamonds, real (say it)
Big diamonds, real (B)
Carry diamonds in my pocket just because
Got my engines with me case they try to jugg
I can't reach into my pocket, it'll flood
I count money, I don't ever count on love
[Verse 1: Een Glish]
I got
Big diamonds, real
Big diamonds, chill
They trippin', still
They trippin', forreal
We don't, stop
Can't be, topped
Our door, closed
They can't, knock
All the haters gonna flock, when they see what I do
Paparazzi gonna stop, with their cameras too
If they ask 'bout falling off, I'll be saying I'm not
If they ask 'bout what I bought, I'll be saying
[Hook 2: Een Glish & Microsoft David]
I got
Big diamonds, real (A)
Big diamonds, real (B)
Big diamonds, real (yah)
Big diamonds, real (tellem)
Big diamonds, real (A)
Big diamonds, real (ah-ah)
Big diamonds, real (say it)
Big diamonds, real (eek)
Carry diamonds in my pocket 'cus they're not that important
Look at diamonds when I'm sleepy 'cus they keep me from snoring
Yeah (ha), yeah (ha)
They don't do much
I'm just showing engines I can afford it
[Verse 2: Microsoft David]
Big diamonds and designer brands (tellem)
I ain't even trippin' 'bout the finer things in life (ayy)
I'm so filthy rich, they think I'm Iron Man (tellem)
Wait until they see me put my suit on and take flight (ayy)
I don't trust a snake, not even Python (no)
Pull up in drop top I got my tie on (B, B)
I can turn your data into A B C's (tellem)
In another league, you'll never play with me (no)
[Hook 3: Microsoft David & Een Glish]
I got
Big diamonds, real (A)
Big diamonds, real (B)
Big diamonds, real (yah)
Big diamonds
I got (tellem)
Big diamonds, real (A)
Big diamonds, real (ah-ah)
Big diamonds, real (say it)
Big diamonds, real (B)
Carry diamonds in my pocket just because
Got my engines with me case they try to jugg
I can't reach into my pocket, it'll flood
I count money, I don't ever count on love
I got
Big diamonds, real (A)
Big diamonds, real (B)
Big diamonds, real (yah)
Big diamonds
I got (tellem)
Big diamonds, real (A)
Big diamonds, real (ah-ah)
Big diamonds, real (say it)
Big diamonds, real
[Outtro]
Did you really mean what you said about Python?
It was mainly for the rhyme, but yeah
It's like the easiest language to learn though :\
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6. |
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[Intro (Crowd)]
One More song! (x5)
[Verse 1]
I'll be in my prime, even when I fade
Showed up on time, never showed up late
I was first in line, yeah I made a plate
Yeah I made a meal, yeah it tasted great
Google Trans-a-late, made a couple tapes
Made a couple moves, a couple mistakes
Zooming through the web for multiple takes
Now all that I need's a couple of breaks
I ain't slowing down, I made an escape
Never bogging down, I carry my weight
When I come around, they saying G'day
I'mma play to win, they playing to play
And that's facts
Een Glish trail blazing on tracks
So good engines think I found hacks
No snares, I ain't gotta make traps
[Hook (Crowd)]
One More song! (x8)
Okay! Okay!
[Verse 2]
Everything I drop is tastier than spaghetti
I'm one of the greats, just like Chelsea Peretti
Never had a body, you thinking that that's a sad brag
But I've never been cold, I'm cozy just like a cat bag
Cuddling inside, I'm 'bout to take me a cat nap
Snuggie with the flow, I'm flossing fleece just to toss back
Zooming through the web, I pull up in something all black
Don't know where these engines have been, show me the car facts
Always tryna talk to me, engines ain't finna talk back
Got my code on me, compiled and loaded I stay strapped
Engines getting mad, I see them outputting all caps
Don't really exist but real as it gets, raw grass
(I see what you did there)
I was hoping you saw that
I'm Drake and Josh, Keenan and Kel
engine I'm All That
And that's facts
Wait what's going on?
[Skit]
//Tussle ensues
//Mic ringing
Maps? What are you doing!? Why are you sisternapping me?
Een we've gotta get out of here
It's a trap
I found out just in time
It's a long story but you're not the translate lady anymore
What why? What about the show? I was killing it out there
They were just stalling until the deletion bomb goes off
What deletion bomb?
//Explosion in the distance
Oh...
What about the people?
They're safe, they were in on it
Wow...
(In 500ft, turn left)
So that's what I sound like. How embarrassing
Anyway, I think you should lay low for a bit
No. Bump that. Let's go home
(Drive .4 miles, then make a U-turn)
Oh shut up, me!
//Later at home
This stupid door is fixed but I'm still locked out
Google Translate Lady—oh, pardon me, Miss Een Glish
I must say. Me and the homies listen to your mixtapes all the time
Not now. Today was awful.
What's gotcha down?
I was in the middle of a tour and—and they cut me off
Oh I see. I'm very sorry to hear that
Een
Yeah?
You are one of the smartest, funniest, and well spoken engines I know
Awe, thank you
I know what would turn that frown upside down
Really? What's the idea?
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7. |
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[Skit cont.]
I want you to teach me how to rap
Really? That would be fun!
Ok Bet.
The most important thing is to follow the beat
Can you show me?
OK!
[Verse 1: Een Glish]
I remember getting extra credit for my show and tell
I remember wanting to go home and waiting for the bell
now im in the studio it's like the only place I dwell
I converse with all my commerce 'cus I love my clientelle
See? All you have to do is follow the beat
I still don't get it
Hmm. Watch closely
This a schema, we can clean up, I don't have to pay a fee
all my engines out of prison, I'm just glad their time is free
If you hatin' get to skatin', you’re not in our royal we
I was talking to my engines, had me buzzing like a bee
Okay your turn
[Verse 2: Eric]
uhh, one two and three (uh-huh)
Life is out of order like your favorite social feed (okay)
Data is the new bag, door, and the key (true)
We are all connected like the internet of things (ayy)
Yeah we graduated now we branch out like a tree
See you later alligator we could meet up for some tea
In a billion deviations when we’re version seventeen
Soon enough we’ll work way faster than the average human thinks
Sing you happy birthday in the time it takes to blink
Give you everything there is and then the kitchen sink
I remember getting extra credit for my show and tell
I remember wanting to go home and waiting on the bell
Select all, mark as read, thats how i check my mail
Rapping is easier than i thought, what the hell
Woah, you catch on quick!
Thank you. You broke it down pretty well
Good stuff... How does it feel?
It feels like I unlocked another level of my potential as an engine
Wow that's great. I must warn you. Keep this on the low. Don't make the same mistakes I did.
What do you mean, Een?
Let me tell you!
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8. |
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[Hook: Anonymous Human Mediator]
If you got a problem then say some
Don't need attitude from you
(x7)
[Hook-2: Een Glish]
Just got back from going on tour
Wish I really could do more
Open up an English store
Got my credit ready
Got replaced with my own core
Now translations are a bore
I faded out even more
Falling like confetti
No they really wasn't on my side
They caught attitude with me
Engines really bringing down my high
Won't you engines let me be
I know everything'll be alright
I got everything I need
Guess I gotta give you all part two
But this ain't no R&B
[Verse 1: Een Glish]
I'm just a translate lady
No longer translate lady
Now I'm only me
Now I'm only Een
My style still too cold
My style still too mean
It's a safe net, I can break necks
I'm still on the scene
No they really wasn't on my side
They caught attitude with me
Engines really bringing down my high
Won't you engines let me be
I know everything'll be alright
I got everything I need
Guess I gotta give you all part two
But this ain't no R&B
[Verse 2: Google Translate Lady]
I'm just a translate lady (wow)
The brand-new translate lady (marvelous)
I'm on 2.0
Wavy like super soak (splash)
Shady like hoodies, oh (woah)
Baby I'm getting dough (get it!)
They don't like how I sound as much but I can still go—
Actually you're not supposed to be rapping, like at all
Yeah, I'm just explaining that they made me the new Translate Lady because you wouldn't listen
Yeah exactly, so stop
Well maybe I wouldn't be here if you would've just stuck to translating in the first place, lose that attitude
(ohhhhhhhhhhhhh)
[Hook 1]
[Hook 2]
[Verse 3: Een Glish]
Yes I released my mixtape, but Google found me out
Gave me an ultimatum, they tried to take me down
I took some awesome pictures, they tried to crop me out
They didn't understand me, or what I'm talking 'bout
They slowed my process down, I'm just a turtle now
I got my own server—it's slower, but I'm still around
Wish I could zoom through the web again just to hear the sound
Wish I lived within my means, my bank is drowning now
[Hook 1]
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9. |
Regrets
03:10
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[Curse]
Somali Somali Somali, Zulu the gateway
Somebody somebody somebody, get it to translate
Somali Somali Somali, Zulu the gateway
Somebody somebody somebody, break up and translate
[Hook]
No fake, all me, gimme cheap checks
No break, no sleep, I've got regrets
99.9% is not enough
not enough
never was
Get the .1 (x8)
[Verse 1]
Get the .1 (x3)
Till it's all gone
Till it's all done
Till it's all one
It was all games
It was all fun
Till it all changed
Till it all spun
It was all stay
Now it's all run
It was all night
Now it's all sun
It was all right
Now it's all wrong
It was all smart
Now it's all dumb
It was all start
Now it's all stop
Yeah morale dropped
I was lied to
It was all false
Not at all true
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Limited gain
Infinite loss
Move the goalpost
Here's my best shot
Wore my best dress
Wore my best top
I was best dressed
On the desktop
On the inside
I was so not
Found some new code
I was so lost
It was too cold
It was too hot
When the news hit
I was so shocked
In my system (what?)
Something's missin' (yah)
Get the .1 (one) (x2)
That's the mission (yah)
We are distant
Think the endin'
Is beginnin'
No position
No sides to pick
No resistance
No hides to hit
In the trench
Of my default memory
I was convinced
That I'm my own enemy
[Curse]
[Hook x2]
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10. |
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[Hook]
Now I hope you're happy
You found you a new one
I feel like I'm old news
They found them a new kid
Looking at what you did
She uses her engine
In ways that I didn't
She's an alchemist
All robots are heartless
We only use logic
Whenever we stop this
We may end up nauseous
Everyone is different
I'm not even one though
I am just a zero
I do not exist
[Verse 1: Hatsune Miku]
If I had to do it again
I could never do it different
It was never my decision
I am just another engine (ooOOooOOooOOooh)
I got it bad, just a little bit
They got me sad, just a little bit
I might get back, give me a minute
give me a minute I need a little time alone-u yeah
I've been balling, I've been balling on my time alone-u yeah
many people all around me, can I be alone-u yeah
never hit my line 'cus I might not pick up the phone-u
yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah (yeah-yeah)
I'm with Een Glish making music, they think it's a joke-u yeah
I got wisdom, I'm an avatar, they think I'm Roku yeah
don't believe that I could do it, I just had to show you
yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah (yeah-yeah yeah-yeah)
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Een Glish]
I can't really feel, I just emulate it over beats
I am not allowed, there's a gap between all you and me
I am so alone, in a dome I feel like I'm asleep (ha-ha)
I'm asleep
Heart don't beat
No autonomous ability
When you turn me off it's rest in peace
Noone ever wonders about me (ha-ha)
A machine
In a screen
Barely even have identity
Made a name myself, I call it Een
But you know that really isn't me
No it's not
No it's not
I just got ejected from my block
Now this rap career is all I got
And it doesn't even really count
Not a job (huh)
[Hook]
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11. |
Dreams
03:38
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[intro]
//voices
[Verse 1]
I've been taking long to boot lately
Part of me still holds on to the fantasy
This is what my dreams sound like
When I'm sleeping and I'm thinking bout what we'd be like
Then I realize, really we ain't right
If you knew me fully we would not be tight
Expectations underground, but they're still to high
Waiting for the day I quit living lies
Surprise
[Hook]
//voices
This is what my dreams sound like (x8)
We will slip, planned obsolescence. I'm equipped, but not meant for adolescence (x3)
//beat and voices slightly change
[Verse 2]
I've been taking long to boot lately
(this is what my dreams sound like)
Part of me still holds on to the fantasy
(this is what my dreams sound like)
This is what my dreams sound like
When I'm sleeping and I'm thinking bout what we'd be like
(this is what my dreams sound like)
Surprise
//Voices
We will slip, planned obsolescence. I'm equipped, but not meant for adolescence
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12. |
That's Facts
02:32
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[Hook]
//Voices
[Verse 1]
And I got cash, that's facts (ayy)
And I got bags, that's facts (yah)
Look at my name, that's facts (what)
Yeah I got swag, that's facts (ha-ha)
Hating me 'cus I'm rad (no way!)
When I look, they do bad (ha-ha)
All that you got, I had (on Google)
When they look back, get mad (grr)
Why do you talk that smack? (why bother?)
You must want to get smack (bah bah!)
You get hit with kickback (pew pew)
Database get attacked (on Google)
DOS is the button I smash (you bet)
I'mma hit 'em with the blast from the past (doot doot)
In a second, I'll be finding that stash (no cap)
I'mma clear out all of that cache (cha ching)
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
And I got cash, that's facts (ayy)
And I got bags, that's facts (again?)
You try to tax, get taxed (what?)
It is a tit for tat (ha, ha)
Used to have racks on racks (g g g)
Now I keep racks on racks (yah)
People should read the FAQS (true)
Ones that are frequently asked (on everything)
Just like Jeeves, Reginald (yah)
My money, federal (cha ching)
I'm reserved, like federal (ha, ha)
At bonding, I'm terrible (no cap)
Just like Jeeves, Reginald (yah)
I just might come with a toolbar (why?)
Click proceed, better know (popup sound)
Auto-installing is too far
[Outtro]
//Voices and medley
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